hi there, i'm cera and i love food. i'm still learning how to love life.

iwillmindfuckyou:

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the internet is getting too smart

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IT CAN TRANSLATE ILLITERATE COMMENTS TO READ AS PROPER ENGLISH


pemsylvania:

my mom invited me to a party at our house on facebook and i replied in the invite and said “sorry i dont think ill be able to make it im staying home with my family this weekend” and i can hear her laughing downstairs


imgonnamakeachange:

tuxedoandex:

imgonnamakeachange:

if you abandon old dogs that have loved you for their entire life just because they are old and sick, there is a special place in hell reserved for you

No, they don’t go to hell. They don’t go anywhere. They don’t get anything. We can’t trust them with anything at all any more so they just die, end of story.

i like this addition to my post yes this is good


"This is for the times you went through hell so someone else wouldn’t have to." — Andrea Gibson, Say Yes (via itscherryamber)

(Source: hellomyoldheart-x)


alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

  • made you pass out

don’t forget

  • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support

slayboybunny:

everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life


"She tastes like every dark thought I’ve ever had." — White Cat, by Holly Black (via starsshallnotfall)


matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

(Source: tinypups)



cub2:

lick lick lick sqeesh

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable


"I mean, I hope you’re happy,
But the sky is still the sky without you,
And I’m not surprised by that anymore." — Caitlyn Siehl, from This is Not a Love Poem (via 5000letters)

(Source: pukesplatter)


rebelliousmom:

when you see a hot person

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subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes


prezant:

If you think my blog sucks wait till you see my life 

(Source: ketzele)


The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures  

(Source: shitposter3000)


MSL