lie and tell me Brook Soso isn’t an amazing representation of Tumblr
I’m sorry to any of you who liked me but I’m about to commit suicide. I set a date a while ago and today is the day. I’m sorry it has to be this way but it really does have to be this way. It’s obvious that…
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
it felt like the earth was splitting in two
This blog supports bisexual women having relationships with men if that’s what makes them happy, and this blog defends their right to not be called hetero for these life choices.
send me unpopular opinions and i can only reply with “agree” or “disagree”
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
the fact that i will probably never be pushed up against a wall by a hot boy makes me upset
me as a detective
People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.
That was wild
from start to finish
i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty