i wanna message this girl i met at a writing conference to ask which rockstar she’s dating
i remember her saying something about brian fallon but that can’t be right
my poetry professor told me to grow up because the poem i sent him
had too many references to high…
pluto is a planet again it’s like the time sir arthur conan doyle killed off sherlock holmes and the fans terrorized him into bringing him back
I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life
What they say: “I was just joking.”
What they mean: “I was completely serious, but I hate being called out, so I’d rather pretend that you’re just too sensitive.”
mom: so hun i was in your room
and i accidentally started going through your stuff
and i found your phone
it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!
My favorite genre is “starts out normal but then turns into really disturbing psychological horror”
So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
oh dear god
your tagged photos
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.
FACT halloween was created in order to train kids for the SKELETON WAR